Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)
there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0
guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
A Quick Guide on Appropriate Times To Send Hate
- there are none
- there is never a good time to send hate
- go to sleep
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones