King Henry VIII: My anaconda don’t want none unless you birth sons, hun.
i like people who r chill w platonic kissing
I think we know who is really running this country
top five quotes in heathers: the musical (as voted by my followers)
three: dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count
i was in a wicked mood, and it didn’t help that the first song itunes decided to play was as long as you’re mine…
blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard